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Infant pools replace infinity pools at resorts

Pool water a kind of fecal soup

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Resorts have had to make adjustments to accommodate
tikes while protecting other guests.
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Airline to replace oxygen masks with pistols

Vigilante Airway will fly "locked and loaded"

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Vigilante Airways will replace the oxygen masks in all
its airplanes with easy to use, aim-and-fire pistols. 
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Law firm takes to the sea

Litigation can begin as soon as a ship docks

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Following on the success of establishing in-airport offices, Chasen, DeCash & Moore, the largest player in the field of transportation litigation, has built a fleet of speed boats capable of arriving at maritime incidents hours before first responders are on-scene. Read more…




Passenger sues TSA over "instant" sex change

Agency blames malfunctioning X-ray scanner



In a freak accident, a lightning strike caused a surge in power
just as a passenger entered an X-ray scanner "instantly changing
him from a man into a woman." 
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